“[big poop baby voice] hey im…………alex ! i am a huge cool kid but actually a big nerd dont fuck with me. i realyl like usuk and by like i mean i breathe usuk. i eat usuk i piss usuk i am literally usuk in all forms imaginable dont fucking talk to be about usuk. naegiri. you got that toe!!! i’ve probably broken my toes more times then alfred has gotten laid. i know japanese” -despairprincess
“HELLO my name is ALEX and I am into GAY COUNTRIES OF THE BRITISH AND AMERICAN SORT. I also like MAGICAL LESBIANS AND SATANIST GREY ALIEN WEBCOMICS. I ALSO LOVE EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATIZING MY FRIENDS WITH HORROR GAMES AND I AM A HUGE BUTT LICKER OKAY BYE!1!!!111!! ONE” -vaas-life-ruiner-montenegro
“my name is alex-chan my full name is alexandra but if you call me that i’ll hurt you uvu usuk is my only love and people are icky sometimes. im a pretty decent human being so if youre one back then youre probably great and uh yeah” -onceuponatomlinson
“(deep man voice) hi my names alex i like video games and horror movies and horror video games including silent hill but dont talk about the silent hill movie around me or ill fart rly loudly also i love USUK???? u S UK usuk USKSUK USUK man that stuff is the shit” -bishiboy
Hello there. My name is Alexandra, I’m 15. Although I’d prefer it if you just call me Alex. My title is the Heir of Time, and my land is the Land of Night and Tempo.
usuk is the bomb diggity
and uh I really love them??? like a lot wow
I’ve been in the Hetalia fandom for four years and the Homestuck fandom for three years—-
I have a lot of personal posts too, so my tag for those is: how to be a smartass: the life story
I’m pansexual, which means I’m attracted to every gender you can think of and more!
I like to art, write, sing and a bunch of other things. I am an INTJ. My wings are 1w2.
Also I would like to take you out for dinner